Time For a Bounty

Ok. I am NOT playing on FTP cash ever again unless I have 50 100bb BIs in my FTP roll for whatever stakes I'm playing at the time. Anyone who catches me doing so wins $300. In fact, until further notice, I'm not going to have that kind of money on there, so you can rest assured that if you spot me at the FT tables you're quids in.

If this month goes well I might shift $25k on there, but until then..... last month I actually won $14k on AP/UB, and dumped $5k on FT in about 3k hands. It's fucking ridiculous, and without any further info why I'm basically just saying it's because I'm on a not-so-mild form of weird tilt every time I sit down there.

I may as well show you the horror hands, so you can see what I mean. All I'll say is, I would NOT play any of these hands anywhere near the same on AP/UB, and can't understand why my brain is so fucked up and masochistic that it must, on some level, actually WANT me to fail on that site and thus play every hand as badly as possible. Not even slightly bad, as you can see:

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem • 5 Players

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UTG	gatsby8	$410.60
CO	b9291974	$508.10
BTN	GROGHEADFLOW	$440
SB	digeri	$598.30
BB	Ach1ll3z	$588.30

• Pre-Flop ($6, 5 players)Hero is BTN
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1 fold, b9291974 calls $4, GROGHEADFLOW raises to $16, 2 folds, b9291974 raises to $64, GROGHEADFLOW calls $48

• Flop ($134, 2 players)
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b9291974 bets $92, GROGHEADFLOW calls $92

• Turn ($318, 2 players)
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b9291974 bets $318, GROGHEADFLOW calls $284

• River ($920, 2 players)
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• Final Pot: $920

• b9291974 shows
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• GROGHEADFLOW shows
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• b9291974 wins $917 (net +$443)
• GROGHEADFLOW lost $440

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem • 5 Players

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UTG	b9291974	$714.90
CO	peace train	$1,063.75
BTN	Kamdini	$400
SB	GROGHEADFLOW	$404.80
BB	PokerInstructor	$400

• Pre-Flop ($6, 5 players)Hero is SB
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b9291974 calls $4, 1 fold, Kamdini raises to $20, GROGHEADFLOW raises to $60, 1 fold, b9291974 folds, Kamdini raises to $150, GROGHEADFLOW goes all-in $404.80, Kamdini calls $250

• Flop ($812.80, 2 players, 1 all-in)
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• Turn ($812.80, 2 players, 1 all-in)
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• River ($812.80, 2 players, 1 all-in)
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• Final Pot: $812.80

• GROGHEADFLOW shows
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• Kamdini shows
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• Kamdini wins $805 (net +$405)
• GROGHEADFLOW collects $4.80 (net -$400)
• b9291974 lost $4

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem • 6 Players

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UTG	mmalisewski	$266
UTG+1	Ach1ll3z	$703.50
CO	digeri	$400
BTN	Akios	$400
SB	GROGHEADFLOW	$400
BB	Bisso87	$414

• Pre-Flop ($6, 6 players)Hero is SB
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mmalisewski raises to $16, 3 folds, GROGHEADFLOW raises to $48, 1 fold, mmalisewski calls $32

• Flop ($100, 2 players)
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GROGHEADFLOW checks, mmalisewski bets $40, GROGHEADFLOW goes all-in $352, mmalisewski calls $178

• Turn ($670, 2 players, 1 all-in)
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• River ($670, 2 players, 1 all-in)
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• Final Pot: $670

• mmalisewski shows
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• GROGHEADFLOW shows
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• mmalisewski wins $533 (net +$267)
• GROGHEADFLOW collects $134 (net -$266)

I don't hate number 3 btw.


Exchange rate bonus- I got £8707 for $13k today, which is decent.

dan